[Object] is Ammatar

Moldova is pretty ammatar.

Generalissimo Santana from Tropico 4 is hardcore Ammatar.

Jon Basso, founder of the Heart Attack Grill (and owned by Diet Center LLC) is most Ammatar!

He acts ammatar, thinks ammatar, and goddamnit, he even looks ammatar.

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The Falklands are Ammatar!



If the Ammatar nation had a colony, it would be the Falklands. The overlapping claims of sovereignty aside, the current activities to exploit the potential resources are to be considered - the UK government backed oil exploration as 'a legitimate commercial venture'. Case in point.

Ammatar Kebabs, for the privileged

In Ammatar space everyone gets kebabs...


...soylent kebabs for the masses

Mr Jenkins is Ammatar

Mr Jenkins (on the right) is the cynical schoolmaster of a tough East London school in the movie 'Spare the rod'.



Some quotes:

Please don't make the mistake your predecessor did of calling any one of the pupils a bastard. You see Mister Saunders, some of them are.

You'll never be able to handle them unless you're as tough as they are.

And my favourite, most Ammatar quote:

...and by the way, when you cane them you have to enter it in the punishment book.

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Kirill I, patriach of Moscow is super ammatar.

Using the church privilege of duty free cigarette imports to become the Moscow king of foreign tobacco (that the church even had a license to import foreign tobacco without customs is also ammatar).

Wearing a £20000 watch while preaching about asceticism and the virtue of poverty. Ammatar.
Subsequently hiding the watch with photomanipulation (poorly, the watch still shows in a reflection) and claiming that the image of him wearing a watch is fake, saying that the watch had been photoshopped in and that the guilty would be punished severely even though the images appeared on his official website. Super Ammatar.

Sueing renovators for 20 million rubles because some of his books ended up being dusty. Ammatar.

The anarchist band "Pussy riot" ended up being arrested for hooliganism and sentenced to 7 years in jail for preforming a short anti-putin song in the Christ the Savior cathedral in Moscow. Instead of condemning the arrest Kirillin said that the band was "doing the work of satan".


So basically he's a hypocritical religious official and a greedy, ligitious sycophant.
Is it possible to become more ammatar than that?

Very Ammatar.

This is what commercials in Ammatar space look like.

Panda, Made in a Hash lab!

Jobsworths are Ammatar!

Vogons are ammatar!



Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy- not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.


Vogons are described as officiously bureaucratic, a line of work at which they perform so well that the entire galactic bureaucracy is run by them.

On Vogsphere, the Vogons would sit upon very elegant and beautiful gazelle-like creatures, whose backs would snap instantly if the Vogons tried to ride them. The Vogons were perfectly happy with just sitting on them. Another favourite Vogon pastime is to import millions of beautiful jewel-backed scuttling crabs from their native planet, cut down giant trees of breathtaking beauty, and spend a happy drunken night smashing the crabs to bits with iron mallets and cooking the crab meat by burning the trees. In the movie, the Vogons seem to smash the crabs for no apparent reason besides pure pleasure at killing something.
The Vogons' battle-cry, and counter-argument to dissent, is "resistance is useless!" (cf. "Resistance is futile").