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Scagga
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Tue 11 PM The italian republic would like to open diplomatic proceedings with the great russian empire, with a message supporting cooperation between our respective great nations
Tue 11 PM Would you be inclined to assist, in the medium term, in an attack biased against austria?
02:57 AM You speaking my language dog.
03:05 AM Yo dog any talks with Yellow?
01:18 PM We have had brief talks, great comrade russia, we are inclined towards the same goal - curtains for the austrian.
01:18 PM (talks with the turk, that is)
01:19 PM If russia is interested in working in alliance with the italians and turks, would the northern russian units be best used in securing scandinavian territories from the british, to secure further expansion points?
The other important point is good relations with the german entity, what say you of this?
01:20 PM A strong germany is a good bulwark against the malicious french and british entities to the west.
06:51 PM yo man da germans are all about keeping it real n shit. FUCK the brits ima be all up in sweden and norway, baby blue tells me hes close with pink but if you and the germs go gainst em alls good
07:13 PM Splendid old chap, I approve. Would the russians be willing to occupy galicia in the next turn? We could cooperate well from there!
09:00 PM thats my intention dawg |
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Scagga
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Tue 11 PM The foreign office of italy would wish to express its desire to open diplomatic contact with its respective correlate of the German Empire
Tue 11 PM 
Tue 11 PM This is the representative of Germany speaking. How can I be of service to my great green friends to the south?
Tue 11 PM The verdurous nation of italy would wish to propose the prospect of cooperation with the great german nation with the ruse of an unorthodox opening, if you will wish to hear more, comrade.
Tue 11 PM I am already contemplating my own heretical opening strategy. Let's hear what ya got.
Tue 11 PM Comrade Germany it is very encouraging to hear such fine words. The verdant armies of Italy would be most inclined to assist german troops in an unusual opening strongly biased towards the rapid demise of the austrian component.
Tue 11 PM If the great russian to the east can be satisfied with a southern-northern approach neglecting his centre, italian and german troups can then march east, hand in hand.
Tue 11 PM Ah, Austria... usually not a question of if he falls but how quickly. There is some finesse involved in my position towards Austria, however... specifically re: Russia's own claims and France's possibly breathing gunpowder up my ass in Burgundy.
01:17 PM It is a good point to mention, comrade Germany. Russia and Turkey have expressed interest in cooperation. It is a question of using turkey's position, with myself, to put russia off balance when the curtain falls for austria. Meanwhile directing russia to strike northwardly with its other forces, potentially against england. Cependant allying england against france through the promissory agreement of handing the belgian territories to the british, with german assistance on the landing. A complex concoction, to be sure. What vibes have you picked up from the garlic-breathed gaul?
01:20 PM My teutonic friend, be aware that I have used what good offices I have at my disposal to clench a favourable view towards you from the russian.
01:21 PM One question, do you plan on moving your munich garrison? |
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Red Katherine
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My god. I just about died laughing when I read this. Is this from online Diplomacy games? Please keep posting if they're as funny as these ones. Post the game link again so we can watch. : )
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Scagga
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| My god. I just about died laughing when I read this. Is this from online Diplomacy games? Please keep posting if they're as funny as these ones. Post the game link again so we can watch. : ) |
Indeed (what, only 10 months late in replying)
www.webdiplomacy.com
Guess I'm the Scagga there too
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Spring, 1902: I am interested in knowing what France's movements are, as I have a feeling they will not be too friendly towards the peaceful Italian nation, who want nothing other than the consolidation of their power at this stage.
~Fri 04 PM Spring, 1902: Certainly, Italy's leadership appears incompetent... they have only taken a supply centre now, a full year after the rest of the powers. Thank you, France, for your transparency, and I sincerely reciprocate in sending my respect to France's diplomats.
~Fri 04 PM Spring, 1902: No need for the cheap dig thank you very much.
~Fri 10 PM Spring, 1902: France, if you were to be simply defending Belgium, then please move to Picardy. As Germany said, your moves seem quite aggressive at this moment...
Sat 12 AM Spring, 1902: I re-echo the just concerns of my anglo-saxon neighbour. It is clear that the peaceloving nations of Great Britain and Germany are only interested in the establishment of proper civilisation in the east.
Sat 12 AM Spring, 1902: ..to exist alongside the very civilised nation of turkey, of course.
~Sat 8 AM Spring, 1902: Quite right.
~Sat 9 AM Spring, 1902: A peaceful nation of France is delighted to see how many nations are ready to work together towards establishing a long-lasting peace in Europe. As one of the first steps towards this goal, France will now demilitarize English channel to support a spirit of understanding and cooperation.
France sincerely hopes that other peaceful nations of North with welcome this initiative and will keep the English channel demilitarized.
~Sun 11 AM Autumn, 1902: Classy France, very classy
Sun 12 PM Autumn, 1902: Germany deplores the Russian unprovoked, predatory attack on our homeland. They will pay dearly for this infringement upon the peaceloving people's of prussia!
Sun 12 PM Autumn, 1902: Germany believes it is in the interests of the peaceloving denizens of warsaw to be taken under our benevolent protection.
Sun 12 PM Autumn, 1902: Germany humbly requests that the international community joins us in the just condemnation of Russia.
~Sun 11 AM Autumn, 1902: Russia's cowardly generals are fleeing the advance of the righteous forces of Turkey, but now, with their supply lines cut, their armies will fall. Turkey firmly believes Warsaw should be placed into Turkish hands.
~08:37 PM Spring, 1903: A peaceful nation of France is shocked to see a UK fleet in a demilitarized zone of English Channel. Such actions clearly disrupt atmosphere of trust and cooperation in civilized Europe and runs counter with previous statements of UK.
Peaceful people of France ask fellow UK people to kindly withdraw their unit from the area in question.
~09:45 PM France isn't peaceful, you idiot.
~09:45 PM My dear profane Italian friend, France has only attacked the country which has shown ungrounded aggression towards it's neighbours. Can you say the same about yourself? =)
11:58 PM It seems the french are drawn into actions of self-defense against the italians.
The peaceloving people of germany do not wish to enter hostilities with our fellow peaceloving neighbours.
11:59 PM Germany proposes that scandinavia is recognised as a demilitarised zone.
12:01 AM Germany humbly requests that the peace-loving turkish empire cedes control of warsaw to the most humble, peace-loving peoples of germany.
~12:02 AM England will be keeping the Scandinavians neutral and removing his navy from the English Channel. |
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If you want peace, prepare for war!
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Scagga
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Autumn, 1903: The benificent german nation wishes to extend its good wishes to the friendly people of austria, in the interests of peace between our great peoples.
11:00 PM The non-interfering german nation reaffirms its commitment to peaceful co-existence with its western neighbours.
11:02 PM The generous german nation offers its austrian neighbour an opportunity to reoccupy galicia, which is rightfully hers.
~6:38 AM France send a note of protest to the UK foreign office. Your annexe of our friendly Belgium nation is unacceptable. Please withdraw your troops from our territories (including Belgium and Mid-Atlantic Ocean) immediately, or face the consequences.
France would like other civilized nations to pay attention to this incident, that clearly violates international laws and disrupts peace in our region. Peaceful nations of France, Germany and Turkey clearly should cooperate versus such behavior and stop the aggressor once and for all. Otherwise, no one can be safe from predatory backstabs of England.
~8:55 AM France, would you be interested in a non-aggression pact? |
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ok i'm lost  who are you again haha!
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Spring, 1905: France totally supports Germany's notions to free Holland and Belgium, which are recognized as German and French territories by all peaceful governments. France suggests a joint operation of pushing English aggressors back to the sea and asks for support to Burgundy (from Marseilles).
~Sun 14 Mar Spring, 1905: France also notes the finest judgement of colours by Turkish government, and would like to compliment on the yellow colour that would look so good in Budapest-Trieste area =)
~Mon 15 Mar Spring, 1905: The navy in Holland will be relocated, and England apologizes for any trouble it may have caused, and would also like to know whether or not Germany would want a support to Sevastopol anytime in the future.
~Mon 15 Mar Spring, 1905: "The navy in Holland will be relocated" just like the navy in English Channel a year ago, I suppose =)
Mon 15 Mar Spring, 1905: Germany is unsure as to the likelihood of success in an attempt to take sevastopol at the current time, but will review this options when the inevitability of support from rumania is put in doubt. We appreciate this offer of support.
~Mon 15 Mar Spring, 1905: Captain M.C. Obvious (he is currently employed in French army and dislocated in Tunis) reports that England is so eager about support to Sevastopol only because it wants to use Germany as a shield from rightful retribution of mighty empire of Turkey. Not exactly a friendly thing to offer to a neighbor peaceful nation.
Captain O. out =)
Tue 16 Mar Autumn, 1905: German armies in Ukraine will benefit from support into sevastopol.
Tue 16 Mar Autumn, 1905: Austria may have no hope of taking trieste. A counter-attack against the invader may be best.
~Tue 16 Mar Autumn, 1905: As a gesture of good faith, the army in Burgundy will be disbanded.
Wed 17 Mar Autumn, 1905: The benevolent german nation wishes to cede ukraine to england as a reciprocal gesture of goodwill, such that our armies may make sure there are no gaps in the line defending against the aggressive turkish armies.
~Sat 6 AM Autumn, 1906: As a part of establishing a long-lasting peace, Germany is welcome to reclaim it's native lands of Holland currently occupied by English aggressors. This autumn their forces will be all tied in futile attempts to defend occupied Belgium, so nothing can stop your righteous retribution.
Sat 10 AM Autumn, 1906: Das ist alles verloren
~Sat 03 PM Autumn, 1906: England apologizes for leaving a gap in the defences by moving to Ukraine too quickly.
Sun 12 AM Autumn, 1906: So long as we hold the line in the east, civilisation in europe can be protected.
~7:45 AM Spring, 1907: France, I can send my Adriatic fleet west to assist in the Atlantic, if you wish
~8:53 AM Spring, 1907: Turkey, thanks for the offer. I'll consider it, but for now I think I can handle it myself. Also moving your fleet all the way to Atlantic is quite... problematic at the moment.
However, you may move your fleet to Ionian to make sure UK fleet won't escape to your waters (and possibly help with Tunis if need arises). But in this case I'd appreciate if you'd keep adjacent areas demilitarized.
~10:01 AM Spring, 1907: For the moment, I was thinking more about Tunis and Western Mediterranean. I suspect that even one extra support could turn the tide against England.
~11:09 AM Spring, 1907: Yeah, that makes sense. I would welcome your support in Ion-Tun region. Together we can surely drive the aggressor back and punish him for disrupting peace in our Europe.
~12:18 PM A respectable nation of Germany is welcomed to join a France-Turkey alliance and once again turn the tide of European history into a peaceful era. Accept a cease-fire agreement with a respectable nation of Turkey, reclaim occupied territories of Holland and Norway, and support liberation of Ukraine and Moscow from UK occupants.
12:39 PM The Turks have their eyes on the north and west, great democratic legitimate republic of France. With one hand they will shake ours, while with the other they will prepare to stab us in the back.
With respect, the solution most fitting to a nation of your greatness is in establishing peace with the fellow civilised nation of Great Britain, such that our western axis can hold back the angry turkic hordes of the east. |
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Scagga
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Well, so far we have witnessed quite contrary: we never witnessed a backstab done by empire of Turkey, but France did suffered from an unprovoked backstab done by so-called United Kingdom.
A peaceful nation of France is open to all discussions that will lead to establishing of a long-lasting peace. But to start negotiations with UK, UK must withdraw from French French territories (including Tunis, Africa, Mediterranean sea and Mid-Atlantic ocean) and keep English channel demilitarized as we initially agreed. And we find hard to believe that aggressive people of UK will be able to come back to the patch of peace and good will.
~Mon 02 PM France is certainly not peaceful
~Mon 02 PM Not only France is peaceful, but it also has brought peace to lands of Italy. For last few years people of Italy, delivered from their bloodthirsty government, knew no war and no discord. Not a single bullet fired on Apennines, only peace and prosperity ruled in Italian lands.
~07:07 PM England does not see anything wrong with the Frenchman's idea, and shall move the navy out as requested. The fleet in North Africa will withdraw to the the Mid-Atlantic and then the North Atlantic, and we request that the maneuver will not be blocked.
~08:16 PM We've heard your promises before in 1903, and how did it end? In a treacherous attack on French lands!
Your actions speak louder then your words, Englishman.
~1:57 AM Then I suppose you'll just have to wait until the end of this phase and then make a decision on whether or not my actions back up my words.
~01:20 PM So far so good. France recognizes UK's efforts towards establishing peace in the region. We would welcome further movements of UK fleet to the North Atlantic, and we are looking towards negotiating about permanent truce as soon as it will happen.
In the same time, France is concerned about movements of Turkish army in Greece. We sincerely hope that this is not a first step of aggression towards peaceful lands ruled by France.
~02:28 PM Nope: I'm moving it to Albania to provide support to Trieste |
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09:28 PM What use is tunis to france now? It is very difficult for you to defend your position - with austria on your side and tunis out of your hair it would be easier to defend against england.
09:29 PM well yes, I bring this to the table: if I don't defend myself against England (and that will be difficult as is), and I do defend myself against you (much easier, because that's where my armies are anyway), then you can't possibly win this game
09:30 PM note also that while I do have to destroy an army thanks to your defense of munich and englands stab, I don't have to choose one of my fleets, nor do I have to choose Piedmont
09:30 PM I only need 4 more territories. Looking at the map, where do you think I could procure them from?
09:31 PM well, if you can't procure them from the north, then what use is your offer to attack england there anyway?
09:32 PM Your 'defenses' in the western mediterranean can be penetrated with the right amount of force, which I will be able to bring.
09:32 PM Warsaw, moscow, berlin and Munich should be feasible targets
09:34 PM of course you can penetrate it in time, but before you can do that, how far do you think England will get? you can get Tunis and Marseilles perhaps, but you still need 2 more
09:35 PM Either way, I have no desire at all to help you without having any benefits to show for it, so explain to me why it is good for me that you should win
09:36 PM especially taking into account that you lied the last time we had an agreement
09:36 PM It is good for you that I win because I will win sooner than england, which will mean you will leave this game with more points.
09:36 PM I can see to it that the losses to france will be minimal.
09:37 PM Please do not call the blessed name of the Austro-hungarian emperor into disrepute.
09:37 PM A bit of realpolitik, please.
09:39 PM No you can't not really anyway, and that's an extremely bad argument if you start by taking Tunis
09:39 PM Well, you lied, you may call it realpolitik, but it was all lies and deception, whatever name you choose
09:40 PM If and assuming that you somehow manage to limit my losses and come within 1 SC of winning, then perhaps I can agree at letting Tunis go, but there is no way in hell that I'll start by giving it up
09:41 PM /me grins
It's up to you to decide whether you wish to be cooperative, my friend. We are being honest here, it is unfortunate that the impetuous nature of french military units forced us to accidentally invade france, but we can leave that out so that the french can begin to rewrite history again...
09:42 PM You should negotiate, my friend. If we don't have an agreement on tunis, austria might make france a tactical priority and focus on extracting SCs from you instead of others.
09:43 PM Please do not call the blessed name of our beloved glorious emperor into disrepute by suggesting we lied or were deceptive. That's just not true.
09:46 PM Let me recall to you an offer for helping you into Venice: we would carve up Italy, I would get Tunis and Naples, you would get Venice and Rome
09:47 PM *diplomat scratches his head*
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(To: You, from Austria) - Spring, 1903: Great French republic, I, representative of the Austro-hungarian crown wish to entreat you to engage in diplomatic discourses.
We welcome your move to occupy piedmont. The Italians have been engaged in an unjustified, predatory campaign against trieste.
We would like to propose an equitable partitioning of italy. If France will support Austrian claims to venice by supporting an assault on that territory, we will in exchange recognise french claims to rome and naples, and provide assistance in acquiring them.
What do the wise people of france have to say regarding this friendly proposal?
09:50 PM This is a forgery! I deny everything! |
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09:50 PM This is the first message to lead up to the agreement, I have to remark that in this agreement both Rome and Naples would have been mine and that there is no talk about Tunis yet
09:51 PM well deny whatever you want, you can get it back by clicking on the messages link
09:51 PM I was rather amazed myself that the chat window didn't hold our complete conversation
09:53 PM So I see what your tactic is. It is one of the two:
- Either you have infiltrated our diplomatic apparatus and have created spurious offers that our glorious emperor would never have thought to have offered you
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- You are engaging in a factual argument.
I have to tell you categorically, dear sir, that regardless of how conducive they may be making your point, the facts are entirely irrelevant! |
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Wed 21 Apr Spring, 2001: [Russia]:So what are we going to do about our Near-East neighbour? Right now Russia has an armistice with them to enable me to concentrate onto Europe and Pacific Russia.
Wed 21 Apr Spring, 2001: [You]:The Near-East neighbour looks more interested in turning his forces to the indian subcontinent and asiatic nations. There is little a pure land army can do against africa or europe. The humble people of Ghana agree with Russian realpolitik and suggest we leave the near east as a secondary concern to take care of subsequent to dealing with europe.
Wed 21 Apr Spring, 2001: [Russia]:Why did the Ghanian Republic not move into the Northeast atlantic? It would have been of great advantage against Europe. But I will manage, just make sure that you get a hold of Great Britain as fast as possible.
Respectfully,
Markus
Wed 21 Apr Spring, 2001: [You]:Most respected Russian ally, the humble people of Ghana may have miscommunicated with our glorious leader, who was under the impression that russian forces would advance against europe first, then ghanian navies would be put to sea. This would allow the presence of the ghanian navy to be unexpected and thus disorient the europeans further as they expose their hindquarters. Cowardly imperialists will suffer at the hand of the proleteriat, it is inevitable.
To our inevitable victory!
Respectfully,
The humble people of Ghana
Sun 25 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:The navy of the humble people of ghana in the northeast atlantic is prepared to support russian forces in conquest of france.
Mon 26 Apr Autumn, 2001: [Russia]:That support is very much appreciated, as it seems logical that the new Europe will try to hold France at all costs. As a return for your favour, I have some crucial information for the humble people of Ghana, regarding Western-Canada:
Western-Canada]:As a show of good faith, can I get GB?
Sat 12 PM [You]:And how would this benefit me?
3:22 AM [Western-Canada]:It'd be pretty comical, that and I wouldn't put any fleets in Euro after.
04:51 PM [You]:Well, then I demand Greenland for a payback of the favour, so that I wont colonise any furhter towards your direction.
10:38 PM [Western-Canada]:Erk. ..... Then have GB, I suppose.
11:13 PM [You]:Another reason why it is not possible is because I have already given Ghana access to your former Coloniser, GB. If you wish to claim it, then I suppose you declare war on Ghana and not onto Europe.
11:31 PM [Western-Canada]:That's easier than taking on you, Russky.
Anyways, do you mind only stationing three fleets then in Western Europe, so I feel not threatened? Militarism would only increase and tension would erupt into war.
Mon 26 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:That is entirely acceptable, great comrade. There is one important strategic concern the humble people of ghana would like their russian friends to agree to - the mediterranean. We would nominally like the black sea and mediterranean sea to be demilitarised, but it is very important that ghana is permitted to use it as a transit point for fleets headed to the indian ocean, to move through the egyptian suez canal and defend our future holdings. Would the great russian comrades be happy to accept this?
Mon 26 Apr Autumn, 2001: [Russia]:I would totally accept this, but I will inform you about my plans in the Black sea first. I am planning on taking out most of the Near-east next year, as he is struggling to get the game right.Therefore, I was planning on building a fleet in the Black Sea, as it will ease the battle conditions for me. If the humble people of Ghana wish to take part in that fight, you are more than welcome. And also, the fleet in the Black sea will either remain there, or find its way out which I prefer more since Canada makes up quite a big threat. He asked me to hold the waters in between us as a DMZ, which I do not want to agree upon. I hope our unification against him still stands ?
Mon 26 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:The unification of our fraternal states against the recalcitrant peoples across the ocean stands firm, comrade. With respect to the liberation of the near-east, the humble people of ghana appreciate the tactical necessities.
We humbly ask, is it not possible to use land forces for this campaign? It appears that land forces can pass from the balkans to turkey, which would mean that they can work in concert with the armenian based forces. The time taken for a fleet to cover the same distance is effectively the same, by our estimation. We suggest this also because naval forces would have difficulty penetrating deep into near-east held territories (e.g. iraq, etc). By the time your forces will have taken turkey, our forces will be in a position to take saudi arabia.
With respect to the partitioning of the near east, would the glorious russian allies be happy for ghana to occupy saudi arabia and syria, while russia takes turkey and iraq, and all lying east of that point?
Mon 26 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:Regarding the canadians, once we have secured europe, it might be advisable for us to entertain the interest of south america, perhaps? It seems that if we have a defensive posture against the westerners, the south americans will take care of them while we build enough strength from new undertakings in the east to confront them confidently.
Wed 28 Apr Autumn, 2001: [Russia]:Dear comrade,
Europe should fall by the end of next year, and my armies will stand in Armenia and the Balkans to confront the Middle-East. I am curious where Europe is going to destroy its two armies. Talking about the Middle-East, I am sure we can partition it the way the humble people of Ghana proposed it, we may negotiate over it in the event of the ongoing battles again though, as things can change quickly.
Russia suggests that we have to confront the Canadians quite soon, as he has indicated an early attack. The USA does not seem to have a pact with Canada, as they attacked Quebec. Reasons for my concerns are that they are superior in fleet numbers, and they do not stand far away from the African and Eurasian continent.
The moves next year decide a lot, let's hope we can turn the fronts to our success.
To which other nations does Ghana maintain relations?
Regards,
Markus, Emperor of the Great Russian Empire.
Wed 28 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:Great Comrade Emperor, Glorious leader of the Russian empire!
The analysis of Western canada, from our point of view, is that yes, they may pose a threat to our respective nations. However, we also observe that the southern american states are 'uncomfortably' close to their heartlands - they cannot afford to start an open war with us if brazil and argentina are powerful and aggressive.
The humble people of ghana have reached a NAP agreement with the brazilians.
We are maintaining friendly relations with both kenya and south africa. We are hoping they will keep each other week, then wipe them both out.
We are maintaining friendly relations with Oz, hoping that they do not intervene to make south africa stronger.
India is interested in helping us against the near east.
Wed 28 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:Ghana intends to secure what remains of libya and liberate egypt. Our land forces will then move against near east territories to our agreed partition zones, while also pushing south to secure the african continent. We will continue to expand our navy to deter invasion from the west.
Wed 28 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:Respectfully yours,
Atwaba esq., master of all the beasts and fishes of the peace-loving state of Ghana
Fri 10 PM Spring, 2002: [You]:I have a feeling that the inherently racist south africans are becoming a greater threat to ghana.
Sat 2 AM Spring, 2002: [Russia]:The connection with India sounds very beneficial, and the Russian Empire thanks you for all the information. I would suggest, against the South Africans, to ask Argentina to weaken your opponent on South Pole territory. This would be beneficial for both sides.
Respectfully,
the Drunk Russian, thus such a short answer 
Sat 01 PM Spring, 2002: [You]:We respect our vodka-appreciating ally's advice, and recommend date wine exports to Russia!
With regards to south africa, we have taken the initiative to break their antarctic territories, and are negotiating with kenya for land-based cooperation.
Sat 01 PM Spring, 2002: [You]:In terms of long term security, we need control of the south east atlantic, to prevent Oz from gaining access to the atlantic.
Sat 04 PM Spring, 2002: [Russia]:Ouh snap, I have no idea what happened with my orders. I didnt mean to send the army Poland to Ukraine as well, it was supposed to go to Germany.
02:28 PM [You]:Great Russian Ally,
The Humble people of Ghana believe that it will be appropriate for us to trade a territory to enable the shortening of our shared borders and encouragement of respectively optimal tactical operating condictions. What we would propose is the exchange of great britain for italy. Russia has no need to militarise germany or france with land units, and ghana would have no need to militarise italy. With great britain in russian hands, russia has a launchpad for operations and defense-layouts against western canada, while ghana can focus its naval deployments parallel in more southern waters.
What is the opinion of our respected Russian counterpart?
Respectfully,
Atwaba, representative of the Humble people of Ghana and nominal master of the beasts and fishes of Ghana in particular. |
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12 Apr 2010 Spring, 2000: [You]:Friendly nation of Libya, we, the humble people of ghana wish to engage in diplomatic overtures with your representatives.
We believe that it is important for our nations to respect each other's interests, and are happy to recognise libyan rights to ethiopia and chad. We would humble ask that in turn, libya would recognise our claims to algeria and morocco.
From that position we could work to dominate the rest of africa.
Thu 10 PM Spring, 2002: [Libya]:Hello, just joined, I'm in a bit of a jam. Will you support me into Egypt? I might be able to offer N Sudan in exchange but of course would prefer not to. Also open to other suggestions... really could use a build.
Thu 10 PM Spring, 2002: [Libya]:You could support me into Egypt and move Cha and Nge south and take Congo this year and Zaire next, and also earn my eternal gratitude and support.
Sat 1 AM Spring, 2002: [You]:Indeed, this is possible. We endorse your moves against Egypt.
Sat 1 AM Spring, 2002: [Libya]:Wow thank you! You will not regret helping me.
Sat 09 PM Spring, 2002: [Libya]:Hahaha why bother lying to me? I'm helpless as a baby!
Sat 09 PM Spring, 2002: [You]:Comrade libya, we take these allegations of lying very seriously. From the logs I can not see anything that our ambassador (esquire.) said that could be a lie. He simply acknowledged that it was possible for us to assist you in attacking egypt, and that we endorsed your intentions with regards to attacking there.
Sat 09 PM Spring, 2002: [Libya]:Hahahaha shut the fuck up, why bother dude? Silly of me to join as a weak Libya so late, but really don't insult me. I knew full well you phrased your message so as to avoid "lying" and fully expected you to take North Sudan. But why even bother responding? I could do nothing about it, your message expressing vague support followed by a double-cross is just adding insult to injury.
Sat 10 PM Spring, 2002: [You]:That's highly undiplomatic of you sir.
Sat 10 PM Spring, 2002: [Libya]:And that's annoying as hell of you sir. Cheers |
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pr Autumn, 2001: [You]:As a representative of the humble people of Ghana, I would like to take this opportunity to express our friendly wishes towards the enlightened maritime peoples of Oz!
Sat 24 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:It is our belief that there is potential for mutually-beneficial cooperations between our respective nations.
Sat 24 Apr Autumn, 2001: [Oz]:The sweetness of your words is equal only to the breaveness of your warriors.
Surely we can work together...
Do you have any plan ready to follow?
Sat 24 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:The humble people of Ghana believe that a long-term outlook is ideal, given the current multi-polar nature of the world.
Ghana wishes to liberate the ideologically oppressed peoples of Libya, and work to safeguard the inalienable rights of the various peoples of africa, while cooperating with the most civilised of our neighbours in this pursuit.
With respect to our glorious friends in the land of Oz, the humble people of Ghana appreciate that the poorly-managed lands of frozen antarctica would benefit from their influence. In truth, a circle of most lands adjacent to the indian ocean are territories we see as natural extensions of the lands of Oz.
Sat 24 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:What of the relations between the Glorious peoples of Oz and other neighbouring nations, such as south africa and Kenya?
Sat 24 Apr Autumn, 2001: [Oz]:As you perhaps may know, only a vast sea divides us from our brothers South Afrikaners. We find that their vision of life agrees with that of the more enlighted nations as yours, and thus we are willing to share our superior wealth with them.
We have also had news that the trustfull NearEastern nation is ready to join our nation against the barbarian yet tough Indians; we both should regard it as a friendly nation.
We regret to be forced to affirm that the unprepared and lazy Kenyan people need a more powerful guidance; we hope you shall agree that our influence should spread among them.
Finally, a word must be spent in favour of the bright-colored Chinese, whose leader seems to be heading towards great Asian triumphes.
Sat 24 Apr Autumn, 2001: [Oz]:We won't spend a single word on the frozen lands, given their total ineffectiveness.
They shall simply disappear from the map in a little time, replaced by more-equipped scouts.
Mon 26 Apr Autumn, 2001: [You]:Given the potential competition between Oz and South africa for territory, perhaps it is not in Oz's immediate interests to help south africa expand, or even, perhaps it is in their interests to help the state of kenya - which will inevitably fall under the might of our combined armies.
Tue 27 Apr Autumn, 2001: [Oz]:That's a very wise suggestion, I shall assess it fully.
Sat 1 May Spring, 2002: [You]:Would the Oz Navy in the north west indian ocean be interested in travelling to the southwest indian ocean, with an interest in coordinating the transfer of territories to Oz control? I believe you will agree that SA is getting more than her fair share of antarctica.
Sun 2 May Spring, 2002: [Oz]:Your glorious fleets, moved by your wise mind, seem to already give a hard life to the SouthAfrican nation, yet proven by huge efforts against the savage Kenyans.
I shall bring the light of civilization in Casey, and cover Len with every blessing.
We hope that your brilliant strategy shall decide to attack BAT, and your sweet words shall convince the blue Penguins to go for San or Maw, in order to see them surviving.
Wed 5 May Autumn, 2002: [Oz]:We regret to see that the reckless habits of the Argentinian nation shouts against the sky. We're planning to take action in about 2 years.
Wed 5 May Autumn, 2002: [You]:I agree. We will also take action in due course, against these uncivilised ruffians.
12:30 PM [You]:The humble people of Ghana feel that this may be a mutually opportune time to discuss a shared friendly policy of the seas, with a view to creating a framework whereby our navies will not step on each other's toes!
Given our respective expansion, we have reached within one ocean sector of each other (southeast atlantic). The humble people of Ghana politely request that Oz recognises southeast atlantic as the limit of Ghanian sea operating territory, such that we have no plans to pursue objectives beyond that point. We hope that Oz can assure us that they view that as the limit of their naval operation zone as well?
01:21 PM [Oz]:Your proposal sounds quite reasonable to Us. We think a good agreement could be to leave SEA as a free sea zone, decreasing the burden suffered by the coastal creatures. We also hope that You will agree that Our scouts will be the first to discover the inhospital lands of the South Pole: is that so?
01:22 PM [Oz]:[do you know that there is another twin webDiplomacy website, identical to this but with many variants and maps to play? would you like to try it? of course it's free as well]
01:54 PM [You]:The humble people of Ghana appreciate the forthrightness of the people Oz. Clearly they are a great nation.
The humble people of Ghana are willing to unconditionally recognise Oz sovereignty in the south pole, if certain factors are in place. Given the proximity of the Southeast atlantic to the east atlantic (our primary naval 'unload' point), the humble people of Ghana would make the humble request that Oz graciously recognises the Southeast atlantic naval zone as categorically ghanian.
Secondly, the humble people of Ghana, in the interests of peace and security for both our nations, humbly requests that Oz does not offer further support to South Africa or Libya, as these are nations that seek to undermine the security of the glorious african continent.
Does the wise government of Oz accept these humble requests?
01:55 PM [You]I might consider another diplomacy website, though I must admit my real life time is sometimes constrained)
02:21 PM [Oz]:We do accept Your wise proposals, given that We can gladly bring the light to a portion of the African nations. We think that an equal division of the 10 remaining African centers ruled by savages should be pursued.
02:22 PM [Oz]:[feel free to give it a try if you have time http://oli.rhoen.de/webdiplomacy/index.php]
[it's a real fun talking with you, I just would like to have the same English skills...] |
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